Clay Courts or Clay Class? Taking DIY Inspiration From the French Open

I've always liked the idea of tennis. A social game meant to be played with friends--not to mention one that emphasizes chic, mainly white outfits--seems right up my ally. But while I loved watching Wimbledon during Fourth of July weekends with my aunt, and have suggested trying to "keep a rally going" with my racket sport-proficient boyfriend numerous times to no avail (this apparently does not appeal to someone who actually knows how to play), I never took the sport--or most sports--up. No, no...